How Lazy Am I?

How lazy am I? Let me tell you the ways:

1. I will plan the shortest walking distance to places even if it is merely a couple of steps more.

2. I pick the lightest plate and lightest silverware when I eat because I don’t want to carry anything heavy.

3. I take elevators if I am only going up one floor.

4. I plan what I need to bring upstairs so I don’t have to come back downstairs if I forget something.

5. In general I absolutely hate stairs.

6. I lived on the 3rd floor of my sophomore year dorm and would not leave my room because I knew I’d have to climb all of those stairs again.

7. I will carry as many grocery bags as I possibly can so I don’t have to take a second trip.

8. I make other people bring in cases of pop because I am sure as hell not doing it.

I’m certain there are more, but I can’t think of them at the moment.

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